Funny Signs - State Slogan Signs

1 ) WE SO CORNY
2 ) AS SEEN ON TV
3 ) YOU HAD ME AT ALOHA
4 ) LAND OF JAMES T KIRK
5 ) BUT ITS A DRY HEAT
6 ) FIRST AND FORGOTTEN
7 ) THE DOLLYWOOD STATE
8 ) MORE CORN THAN KANSAS
9 ) COME HAPPY LEAVE BROKE
10 ) COME FREEZE YOUR BUTT OFF
11 ) WE PLUCK A MEAN CHICKEN
12 ) DONT JUDGE US BY CLEVELAND
13 ) ITS WHERE YOURE WANTED
14 ) ASK US ABOUT OUR GRANDKIDS
15 ) SWIM THE BEAUTIFUL BAYOU
16 ) WHERE THEY CUT THE CHEESE
17 ) FIRST OF THE RECTANGLE STATES
18 ) TOBACCO IS A VEGETABLE
19 ) CLOSER THAN NORTH DAKOTA
20 ) NO SHOES NO SHIRT NO PROBLEM
21 ) WITHOUT ATLANTA WERE ALABAMA
22 ) LIZARDS MAKE EXCELLENT PETS
23 ) EVERYTHINGS MORE TEXAN IN TEXAS
24 ) IF YOU DONT SKI DONT BOTHER
25 ) PLEASE DONT PRONOUNCE THE S
26 ) YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT
27 ) LIKE THE PLAY ONLY NO SINGING
28 ) WERE NOT REALLY AN ISLAND
29 ) WERE LUCKY WE CAN SPELL IT
30 ) OUR JESUS IS BETTER THAN YOUR JESUS
31 ) CONNECTICUT LAND OF THE STUFFY WHITE PEOPLE
32 ) SPOTTED OWL ITS WHATS FOR DINNER
33 ) BET YA CANT NAME TWO OF OUR TOWNS
34 ) IF YOU CAN DREAM IT WE CAN TAX IT
35 ) ONE BIG HAPPY FAMILY REALLY
36 ) IF I HAD A CAR ID BE HOME NOW
37 ) MOSQUITO SUPPLIER TO THE FREE WORLD
38 ) OUR TAXES ARE LOWER THAN SWEDENS
39 ) FIVE MILLION PEOPLE FIFTEEN LAST NAMES
40 ) JUST LIKE OLD HAMPSHIRE BUT NEWER
41 ) WERE REALLY COLD BUT WE HAVE CHEAP LOBSTER
42 ) FIRST LINE OF DEFENSE FROM THE CANADIANS
43 ) WE REALLY ARE ONE OF THE FIFTY STATES
44 ) WHERE MEN ARE MEN AND THE SHEEP ARE SCARED
45 ) PLEASE DONT CONFUSE US WITH WEST VIRGINIA
46 ) HELP WERE OVERRUN BY NERDS AND SLACKERS
47 ) YOUR FEDERAL FLOOD RELIEF TAX DOLLARS AT WORK
48 ) REMEMBER THE CIVIL WAR WE DIDNT ACTUALLY SURRENDER
49 ) YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO AN ATTORNEY
50 ) MORE THAN JUST POTATOES WELL OKAY WERE NOT BUT THE POTATOES ARE REAL GOOD

No comments:

Post a Comment

Only comments in English will be approved! :)