Funny Signs - Advertising

1 ) STOCK UP AND SAVE LIMIT ONE
2 ) MAN HONEST WILL TAKE ANYTHING
3 ) SEMI ANNUAL AFTER CHRISTMAS SALE
4 ) FOR RENT SIX ROOM HATED APARTMENT
5 ) ILLITERATE WRITE TODAY FOR FREE HELP
6 ) TIRED OF CLEANING YOURSELF LET ME DO IT
7 ) HAIR CUTTER EXCELLENT GROWTH POTENTIAL
8 ) EATS ANYTHING AND IS FOND OF CHILDREN
9 ) GET RID OF AUNTS ZAP DOES THE JOB IN TWENTY FOUR HOURS
10 ) WHY GO ELSEWHERE TO BE CHEATED COME HERE FIRST
11 ) MAN TO TAKE CARE OF COW THAT DOES NOT SMOKE OR DRINK
12 ) TRY US ONCE YOULL NEVER GO ANYWHERE ELSE AGAIN
13 ) MAN WANTED TO WORK IN DYNAMITE FACTORY MUST BE WILLING TO TRAVEL
14 ) THREE YEAR OLD TEACHER NEEDED FOR PRE SCHOOL EXPERIENCE PREFERRED
15 ) HAVE SEVERAL VERY OLD DRESSES FROM GRANDMOTHER IN BEAUTIFUL CONDITION
16 ) WE DO NOT TEAR YOUR CLOTHING WITH MACHINERY WE DO IT CAREFULLY BY HAND
17 ) ANTIQUE DESK SUITABLE FOR LADY WITH THICK LEGS AND LARGE DRAWERS
18 ) WE WILL OIL YOUR SEWING MACHINE AND ADJUST TENSION IN YOUR HOME FOR ONE DOLLAR
19 ) NOW IS YOUR CHANCE TO HAVE YOUR EARS PIERCED AND GET AN EXTRA PAIR TO TAKE HOME
20 ) MIXING BOWL SET DESIGNED TO PLEASE A COOK WITH ROUND BOTTOM FOR EFFICIENT BEATING