Funny Signs - Funny Signs

1 ) WATCH YOUR HEAD
2 ) PUSH PUSH PUSH
3 ) EVERYDAY LOW VALUE
4 ) TIME WOUNDS ALL HEELS
5 ) BEST PLACE TO TAKE A LEAK
6 ) WE REALLY KNOW OUR STUFF
7 ) EARS PIERCED WHILE YOU WAIT
8 ) DR JONES AT YOUR CERVIX
9 ) LET US REMOVE YOUR SHORTS
10 ) HAVE YOUR KIDS SHOT WHILE YOU WAIT
11 ) WE REPAIR WHAT YOUR HUSBAND FIXED
12 ) WE BUY JUNK AND SELL ANTIQUES
13 ) SEVEN DAYS WITHOUT PIZZA MAKES ONE WEAK
14 ) SHOES ARE REQUIRED TO EAT IN THE CAFETERIA
15 ) INVITE US TO YOUR NEXT BLOWOUT
16 ) HELLO CAN WE PICK YOUR NOSE
17 ) THANK HEAVEN FOR LITTLE GRILLS
18 ) YESTERDAYS MEALS ON WHEELS
19 ) BACK IN FIVE MINUTES SIT STAY
20 ) DONT SLEEP WITH A DRIP CALL YOUR PLUMBER
21 ) DO NOT ACTIVATE WITH WET HANDS
22 ) SALESMEN WELCOME DOG FOOD IS EXPENSIVE
23 ) PLEASE DO NOT HUNT DURING DAYLIGHT
24 ) NO TRESPASSING WITHOUT PERMISSION
25 ) TO EXPEDITE YOUR VISIT PLEASE BACK IN
26 ) DONT LET WORRIES KILL YOU LET THE CHURCH HELP
27 ) NO APPOINTMENT NECESSARY WE HEAR YOU COMING
28 ) WE GIVE OUR CUSTOMERS THE LOWEST PRICES AND WORKMANSHIP
29 ) WE CAN FIX ANYTHING PLEASE KNOCK LOUDLY DOORBELL BROKEN
30 ) WE DONT CHARGE AN ARM AND A LEG WE JUST WANT YOUR TOWS
31 ) THE BEST WAY TO GET BACK ON YOUR FEET MISS A CAR PAYMENT
32 ) WHY GO ELSEWHERE AND BE CHEATED WHEN YOU CAN COME HERE
33 ) WHEN THIS SIGN IS UNDER WATER THIS ROAD IS IMPASSABLE
34 ) IF YOU CANT READ THIS ITS TIME TO WASH YOUR CAR
35 ) TOUCHING WIRES CAUSES INSTANT DEATH TWO HUNDRED DOLLARS FINE
36 ) WE TAKE YOUR BAGS AND SEND THEM IN ALL DIRECTIONS
37 ) IF YOU DONT SEE WHAT YOURE LOOKING FOR YOUVE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE
38 ) PERSONS ARE PROHIBITED FROM PICKING FLOWERS FROM ANY BUT THEIR OWN GRAVES
39 ) IF WE SEE SMOKE WE WILL ASSUME YOU ARE ON FIRE AND TAKE APPROPRIATE ACTION
40 ) WE WOULD BE DELIGHTED IF YOU SEND IN YOUR PAYMENT HOWEVER IF YOU DONT YOU WILL BE